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I Own the Stars
01 January 2025 @ 01:00 am
12 February 2009 @ 11:21 pm
I'M ON A BOAT.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME 'CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT.
I'M ON A BOAT.
I'M ON A BOAT.
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT.
How much I love this Lonely Islands album? The answer is a lot.
My mind cannot even fathom what kind of drugs they were on when they wrote these songs.
Mood: 
crazy
crazy20 January 2009 @ 05:11 pm
This is why my college is better than yours.
BARACK OBAMA THEMED FOODS. SERIOUSLY.
BARACKARONI AND CHEESE.
BARACK OBAMA THEMED FOODS. SERIOUSLY.
BARACKARONI AND CHEESE.
06 January 2009 @ 04:34 pm
03 January 2009 @ 12:57 am
Livejournal has become really fucking boring.
In other news a lot of people have cut me? LMFAO IDEK.
In other news a lot of people have cut me? LMFAO IDEK.
05 November 2008 @ 10:49 pm
02 November 2008 @ 09:04 pm
I think Japanese is trying to kill me.
PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES, ANYBODY? HELL ON EARTH. I CANNOT, FOR THE LIFE OF ME, REMEMBER THEM ALL.
PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES, ANYBODY? HELL ON EARTH. I CANNOT, FOR THE LIFE OF ME, REMEMBER THEM ALL.
28 October 2008 @ 09:02 pm
10 October 2008 @ 09:35 pm
Working the Dining Hall: $16
Working Shabbat for Catering: $40
The fact that I have the room to myself all weekend and can therefore walk around completely naked:
Working Shabbat for Catering: $40
The fact that I have the room to myself all weekend and can therefore walk around completely naked:
Mood: 
tired
tired
loved29 September 2008 @ 08:45 am
23 September 2008 @ 07:56 pm
Fuck you guys I am emotionally invested in Gossip Girl thanks to my roomie.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffnoo.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffnoo.
13 September 2008 @ 05:27 pm
So apparently there's an Obama campaign ad criticizing McCain for not using email, and how he's out of touch with the common man. Turns out McCain can't use email because of the injuries he sustained in the Hanoi Hilton.
Erm.
Erm.
30 July 2008 @ 02:53 pm
18 July 2008 @ 09:50 am
One little compliment can make you feel amazing. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind that you're not so bad in other people's eyes after all.
Mood: 
sleepy
sleepy14 July 2008 @ 08:55 pm
I AM OFFICIALLY OFF OF WORK FOR TWO DAYS AFTER SLAVING AWAY FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT~~!
WAAAAIII.
I DECLARE A SPAM POST. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING MUST BE PUT HERE.
WAAAAIII.
I DECLARE A SPAM POST. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING MUST BE PUT HERE.
Mood: 
energetic
energetic12 July 2008 @ 09:54 pm